{"product_id":"calm-your-tits","title":"Calm Your Tits","description":"\u003cp\u003eA titillating card game for silly adults!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTravel Friendly  |  2-6 Players  |  15-20 Mins  |  Ages 16+\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe aim of this titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlayers win cards for correctly shouting \"Nice tits!\" or \"Tough tits!\" when a matching pair shows, or for having the quickest hand action when the Fat Balls appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eWatch out when the Pussy Posse are on patrol...things could easily go tits up!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOW TO PLAY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eThe dealer turns to the person to their left and says, 'Show me your Tits'.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eThat lucky person starts the game by turning over the top card from their pile, and forming a new 'face-up' pile.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eWatch out, when matching pairs or special cards appear, the following actions apply:\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBLUE PAIR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eShout \"Nice Tits\" and take both piles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRED PAIR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eShout \"Tough Tits\" and take both piles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFAT BALLS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eShout \"Calm Your Tits\" and take any pile of Tough Tits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePUSSY POSSE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eNo pairs can be taken when this card is out!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"GINGER FOX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49750460563736,"sku":"0112.1342.71","price":20.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/littleplasticfellas.com.au\/products\/calm-your-tits","provider":"Little Plastic Fellas","version":"1.0","type":"link"}